On Disgusting Roommates

This has nothing to do with dieting or alcohol, but it was a rather noteworthy moment in my morning so I thought I'd share with the class.

I live in a house with another couple. They stay in the master bedroom and have a bathroom to themselves. My other half and I do not have a bathroom, but there is a bathroom near our room that we more or less think of as ours.

So, why was her period-stained bloody ass thong on my bathroom floor this morning? Other than the fact that she is disgusting, I'm very confused as to what the thought process leading up to this was.

It wasn't even really near the trash like she tried to toss them in and missed, it was just kind of on the rug.

Should I return it? Should I hang it on her doorknob? Should I leave it next to a spray bottle of OxiClean outside her door? She I ask her boyfriend if he thinks she'd like them back?

If for some reason you want to know exactly what I woke up to: